I was so sensitive about myself and the world that I cried or shriveled up at the slightest hurt. People always told me, “You’ve got to get a thicker skin,” like now they might say, jovially, “Let go and let God.” Believe me, if I could, I would, and in the meantime I feel like stabbing you in the forehead.
Anne Lamott, Help, Thanks, Wow: The Three Essential Prayers (via youclevergirl
Revenge is a dish best served out of some sort of food cannon that shoots out the food with enough force to kill someone.
Also, the food is poisoned.